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Big Bang Machine


Published September 11, 2008


Big Bang Machine

An audio documentary of a monstrous malfunctioning apparatus created by Europeans to simulate the biggest bang in history by smashing small things against each other creating a black whole that nothing can escape from and that could possibly destroy the planet.

Behardouche

Pronounced (bay-har-doo-SHAY), a sonic examination of the art of generalizations, broad statements, arrogance and blood curdling and annoying raspy nasal speech.

Does Not Compute Too

The story of a young ambitious man who serenades the court of world opinion and seduces our enemies, both foreign and domestic, with promises of peace, prosperity and defenselessness.

Uses actual sounds from Radio Moscow, American news, political archives, 70's pop culture, State Symphony Orchestra of the U.S.S.R. and an Alesis synthesizer.


Copyright: NoiseCollector Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States


Notes

Videos:



Download here:

http://www.archive.org/details/bigbangmachinevideo
http://www.archive.org/details/idiotswithsigns
http://www.archive.org/details/extremism

Reviews

Reviewer: Telephone Toughguy - - July 16, 2012
Subject: I missed a lot
Where are you?, I ship out in 2 weeks...
Reviewer: NoiseCollector - - February 13, 2012
Subject: Average Rating: 4.67 out of 5 stars
Let's get this to 40 million so the electronic sheep will fear me.

Behars voice is orgasmic....
Reviewer: jglynn1.2 - - September 22, 2008
Subject: Excellent
Hey NC this is a great trilogy. Great tempo, bass and vocal clips.

"First time in history steel was ever melted by Fire" - Classic!!! Gotta Love that Rosie, givin' us Irish a bad name all over the place.

Careful though - that Obamasama rap at the end almost converted me.

;)
Reviewer: Stealz - - September 22, 2008
Subject: It's a Damn Shame
Not the track, but that you've now got this fuck knuckle Monte writing reviews on your music NC. Dammit Monte, your review of this track didn't mention the song you were supposed to be reviewing once.

I for one kinda dig it.
Reviewer: dead-head_Monte - - September 21, 2008
Subject: We Need Some Passion
I want to give my humble credit to the Noise Collector brother for his passion, civic involvement, and his presence on The Archive and their Forums. Certainly, it's quite inspirational. Thank you NC!

What if we could manage to pull off a few major Nat'l Strikes - for real - in our wasted country? Europeans do it all the time. Ever see the farmers there going nuts striking over subsidies? Ever see how the S. Koreans go bonkers in the streets fighting the changes in the regs there regarding US beef imports - watch them objecting to Mad Cow disease?

We - The People - could take our country back in less than a month. But we are the United States of Amnesia. All we need to do is a few Nat'l Strikes. Get the youth involved. Start doing some teach-in's. Oh wait, we did that in the late 60s. We stopped US aggression in Laos and Cambodia. We ended the useless war in Vietnam. Grateful Dead played free benefit concerts for the masses.

Once again, we need the counter-culture to lead the way back to sustainable living, and legitimate living, on our fragile planet.

Phil, Bob, Mickey and Bill gonna do this obama gig in PA? Crap! Guy wants us going bonkers in Afghanistan. Nut-bag! The other idiot says, "100 years in Iraq is fine with me," and had to ask his staff to count how many homes he owns.

Anybody remember the free benefit gig The Dead did at M.I.T. on May 6, 1970 - just days after the Kent State Massacre? The Boys and the counter-culture were at the top of their "game" in the "scene" on that day. It was a cold day, temps in the 40s.

Here's the pic --
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2727/mithuddle5670peglm8.jpg

Here's the SBD --
http://www.archive.org/details/gd70-05-06.sbd.gans.94.sbefail.shnf

Here's the Bit Torrent --
http://bt.etree.org/details.php?id=516184
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